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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ALERT!

What will you do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? This is serious business; zombies will kill you. They are dead. They want you dead. You need to have some idea how to overcome this problem. I am here to help.

First, you need to know that not everyone dies when zombies attack, but everyone dead becomes a zombie. Hence, unless you want to be a zombie, which you don't, you have to stay alive. Trust me - being a zombie isn't exactly the most fun thing there is to do with your time. Anyway, there are a few stages to this type of apocalypse. I will now list them, and the tips for surviving a zombie attack. If you fail any of them, there will be dire consequences! These include, but are not limited to:

I. Loss of store looting privileges.
II. Loss of moving into a nice house privileges.
III. Loss of sex privileges.

Phase 1: The First Zombie

For some reason, you will never encounter eight zombies your first time. There will be only one. You will be getting the mail and bang...zombie coming at you. This isn't to say that zombies move that fast. They don't. Therefore, the first zombie should really not be that dangerous to you if you keep constant vigilance. Just remember this simple 5 step plan:

Step 1: Do not try to fight the zombie. Although he's slow, he's not weak. He wants to eat you, but you probably don't want to eat him. (Unless you like zombie meat, you sick bastard!) Quickly, go inside and shut the door and alert a close friend that knows this process as well. Whatever you do, do not alert the media. They are probably zombies too by now. Famous people are always the first to go.

Step 2: Don’t stand near a window. They're easy to break, and don't require much intelligence to do so. Zombies love things that break easily without much intelligence, and, therefore, zombies love windows.

Step 3: Get a weapon. A kitchen knife isn’t going to cut it. I am talking a weapon. A katana is good, but a shotgun is better. Something to get the zombie from far away. Think distance. Remember, you don’t want get up in the zombie’s grill. Speaking of grills, remember this: Fire is not your friend. Lighting a zombie on fire only leaves you with a zombie on fire. To my knowledge, no stupid zombie has ever been able to use fire without the help of a stupid human.

Step 4: There's only one way to 'kill' a zombie, and that's to take out his head. To do this, you may want to immobilize him first. Remember, a zombie that can’t walk isn’t nearly as dangerous. This isn’t to say he’s going to stop coming, he’s just not nearly as tough to take out. Many people have made the mistake of leaving a legless zombie alone. They tend to not be there when you come back. When dealing with zombies, deal with here and now. They have a way of surprising. Make sure his head is not attached to his body before going on to step 5. Otherwise, all the steps before this were a waste, and you have failed your fellow survivors. Good job.

Step 5: You are going to need to find a base in which to hold up. Notify everyone you know that has read this, (and therefore should not be a zombie) and tell them to drive as fast as they can to your base. Make sure you get a good mix of girls and guys together. This is going to be a long apocalypse. If you have only guys looking down the barrel of an apocalypse, you are going to have a sausage fest. Nobody likes a sausage fest. Not even zombies.

Phase 2: Supplies & Barricades

It's a zombie apocalypse. The clock is ticking. Don’t worry how Zombie #1 found you... the rest are on their way. Forget your neighbors, and forget your uninformed friends. They are zombies now. Your goal in this phase is to fortify your base and stock up on supplies. This is the most important phase to survival. There are 5 more steps to follow in this phase:

Step 1: Assess your base. You need to know your choke points and where zombies are coming in. My house, for example, is a very bad choice for an anti-zombie base. We have 3 doors, and one of them glass, through which the zombies could come through very easily. If my house HAD to be the base, we would seal off the first floor from the second, by barricading the stairs, and barricade the front door. I might also unplug the doorbell. Some zombies can impersonate pizza men pretty damn well. For informative purposes, however, I will use a 4 floor house as an example.

Floor 1 - Basement: Because this floor has no doors leading outside, and only one door leading up, this floor is generally useless to both you and the zombies. If you go down here, you're cornered. We don't want that.
Floor 2 - Temporary Anti-Zombie Zone (TAZZ): While the above floors are key for storage and sleeping areas, this floor is not. It will be used only for a short time period - Sooner or later, somebody on watch duty will slip up and you will lose this floor to the zombies. This isn't to say you shouldn't go on guard duty down here; just stay alert, and you should be fine. As long as you have any doors leading outside boarded up, you should have no reason to worry unless you have tendencies to fall asleep. Be sure to barricade the door leading from the 2nd to the 3rd floor between guard duty changes, so that any mistakes won't cost the whole survival team their lives. Don't waste lives; you'll need as many as you can get.
Floor 3 - Main Anti-Zombie Zone (MAZZ): This floor will serve as sleeping quarters while TAZZ is still in human hands. You will need the space. After TAZZ is lost to the zombies, you should no longer sleep in this room. It should be guarded night and day. By then, you will have lost enough survivors to the zombies that you can sleep on floor 4.
Floor 4 - Observatory/Storage (OS): As the name suggests, OS has the purposes of both observatory, and storage. Later on in the apocalypse, sleeping will also be done on this floor. This room is key - If you were to store you supplies in the basement, you'd be screwed. The zombies would be waving beer and pork rinds, which they do not eat, in your sorry face. This room must have a window in order to serve its second function correctly. Otherwise, this will last a very long time. That is not to say you should carve one out; open holes are good for zombies to crawl into. This floor is where you watch the zombies to find their weakness. This will come into play later in the apocalypse. If all else fails, this room is your last stand. And if it fails to serve even that purpose, you can always jump out the window. This is only recommended in extreme cases, as there will probably be more zombies outside than inside.

Step 2: Break off into teams. Three teams.

Team One - Barricaders: Make sure somebody smart leads this team. This team, obviously, secures the house. This includes barricading doors, boarding up windows, and closing curtains. This team goes to Home Depot, and buys lots of wood and nails. Remember that you must hurry on any trip to the outside at this point; zombies tend to grow in numbers quickly and come out of nowhere. This team will take out all entrances to the house. Close off the last entrance after teams two and three are inside. Here is team one's most important step: Take out the floorboards on the stairs. A small price to pay for slowing down zombies as long as possible. Zombies can’t climb, you can. Don’t give them a walkway to walk up.

Team Two - Weapons: Get some men to do this. I hate to be stereotypical, but women have absolutely NO taste in guns. They'll pass up an ak-47 for a puppy. Speaking of which, you might want to get both. In past instances, zombies have not harmed dogs. You might want to consider strapping dynamite to some puppies and throwing them out the window. This, also, women will not do. If some girl in the group gets unusually attached to a dog she doesn’t even know, throw her to the zombies, or else she’ll later risk everyone’s life to save the dog. Now, then. Make a list, and go and get some guns. Keep in mind that fire is not a good choice. You want weapons that you can use: Chainsaws (remember, though, while these may look cool, they put you unnecessarily close!), shotguns, rifles, pistols, hand grenades (be careful!), dynamite, etc. The bigger the better. Blunt swinging weapons and small stabbing weapons aren’t gonna cut it. You can’t just STAB a zombie. Also, buy more weapons than you need. You will lose some on guard duty. Also remember: you're gonna want to store some weapons in odd places where you could be trapped. I don't know how many times I've been cornered by a zombie without a weapon. I'll tell you right now: NOT FUN.

Team Three - Food: Remember, the zombies will probably kill the electric and water company people. Though the water will still be on for a while, don't drink it. Zombies like to swim in your water. The electricity probably will not stay on. You might get lucky and they will leave the power on, but zombie apocalypses tend to knock out power by accident. Anyway, get food. Not meat. Dried, canned food, things that last forever. You will probably die of hunger or thirst, even if you secure your house right, so food is a priority.

None of the teams should be afraid to steal. If they run into any survivors, be sure to run them down on the situation, and initiate them into the group. Be careful about this, however, as noobs have been known to fuck stuff up. Goddamn noobs.

Step 3: Game plan. Make sure everyone is on the same page, and make sure you know your exits. Figure out who is going to go crazy. Kill them now. If left unattended, this person could leave the door open during guard duty and sell you out to the zombies. Elect a new president. The current one is now dead. Make sure you have a good escape route if things go wrong and a way to get to an escape vehicle. Have it loaded with supplies. Hide weapons at fall back positions. Leave the safeties on. Although zombies have not been known in the past to learn to use guns, you never know. Don't make it easy for them. Remember, you will lose your weapon. Have a backup.

Step 4: Look to your left and right. These people will probably die. This is a zombie attack. Things go wrong. Accept it.

Step 5: Get to know everyone. There can be no surprises or secrets. If someone has been bitten, and you know about it, kill them. In the end it won’t help you to hide a zombie, because they will kill you. You'll be like, "Gee, thanks. I kept your secret, and you kill me for it? You're a real pal." Zombies keep no promises. Also, no one leaves. No one goes to their parents' or to their boyfriends'/girlfriends'. These people should have been prepared. Have the president make a schedule. No one oversleeps. And no one, absolutely no one tries to reason with a zombie. Everyone else is dead. The government isn’t coming; the military might be alive, but they aren’t coming to your house for a long time. It’s just you and your companions. I recommend the buddy system. If you are alone, you will probably die. I don't know how many times ignorant people have let their friend go alone to check out some noise, only to lose them to a shitload of zombies. Think smart, people.

Continued in Zombie Apocalypse Awareness Part 2!

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2005-06-28 [Kisa_sama]: O.O *hides behind you* Lasers?! Like BOOM LASERS?!?!

2005-06-28 [Lethargic Panda]: ...Yes, those. >.>

2005-06-29 [werewolf grrrrl]: hi ppl

2005-06-29 [Lethargic Panda]: You misspelt 'girl.'

2005-06-29 [werewolf grrrrl]: i know

2005-06-29 [Lethargic Panda]: Why would you do a thing like that?

2005-06-29 [That Fuzz]: *points* They also misspelt 'people.'

2005-06-29 [Kisa_sama]: o.o I miss spell things too. T.T

2005-06-29 [werewolf grrrrl]: that is the point

2005-06-30 [Kisa_sama]: << >>;;;;

2005-06-30 [werewolf grrrrl]: %--_>

2005-06-30 [Kisa_sama]: -.- uh..

2005-06-30 [werewolf grrrrl]: new face *its like a half a asleep person*

2005-06-30 [Lethargic Panda]: That's a really bad face. o.o

2005-06-30 [Kisa_sama]: Exactally! ..... o.o;;;

2005-06-30 [Lethargic Panda]: *tackle agrees* ^.^

2005-06-30 [Kisa_sama]: -smiles and pokes- ^^;;

2005-06-30 [Lethargic Panda]: *points out the many legions of zombies coming toward you*

2005-06-30 [Kisa_sama]: O.OUUU How do we kill them again? << >> Oh yeah. Is your house a good base?! T.T

2005-06-30 [Lethargic Panda]: I'm not currently accepting visitors. :P

2005-06-30 [Kisa_sama]: -.- But whos house should we use as a base? Mines one story, and made of mostly windows. x.x

2005-06-30 [Lethargic Panda]: ...Not very well thought out. x.o

2005-06-30 [Kisa_sama]: x.x...no not really... So what do we do?! *hides behind you as Zombie gets closer*

2005-06-30 [Lethargic Panda]: ...*floats*

2005-06-30 [Kisa_sama]: O.OUU Ahhhhhh!!!!!! *runs into garage shuting door*

2005-06-30 [Lethargic Panda]: *points at the zombies garage door opener* !!! :O They are so prepared!!

2005-06-30 [Kisa_sama]: O.O Oh my god! *runs for life*

2005-06-30 [Lethargic Panda]: *claps for...stuff* Zombies are tricky.

2005-07-01 [That Fuzz]: Wait! Can zombies program a garage door opener? *questions things*

2005-07-01 [Lethargic Panda]: It is pretty difficult, with it's one big button, and all.

2005-07-01 [Kisa_sama]: o.O But can they press that button without dieing of a brain fart? O.o

2005-07-01 [Lethargic Panda]: ...Yes?

2005-07-01 [Kisa_sama]: Oh. -laughs-

2005-07-01 [Lethargic Panda]: x.x You're so gonna lose your brain.

2005-07-01 [werewolf grrrrl]: give me that*grabs door opener opens the garage runs in shuts the door *sigh

2005-07-01 [Just Paula]: myuu

2005-07-02 [That Fuzz]: Zombies do not have the required equipment for a brain fart.

2005-07-03 [Lethargic Panda]: Exactly. *kicks Fuzz's shin congratulatorily*

2005-07-03 [That Fuzz]: Why thank you.

2005-07-03 [Lethargic Panda]: Anytime, my friend, anytime. :)

2005-07-03 [That Fuzz]: How about... now?

2005-07-04 [Lethargic Panda]: Not now.

2005-07-05 [Kisa_sama]: -watches them talk- ^^;;;;;;

2005-07-05 [Lethargic Panda]: That's a bit creepy.

2005-07-07 [That Fuzz]: But you said anytime! And friend! D:

2005-07-07 [Kisa_sama]: *nods* weird people... XD

2005-07-07 [Lethargic Panda]: But it'd hardly be entertaining if I followed through. o.o

2005-07-08 [Kisa_sama]: It would be creepy, and I would freak out? o.O

2005-07-08 [Lethargic Panda]: I'm not sure what you're trying to say. *nods and backs away*

2005-07-10 [werewolf grrrrl]: hi ppl i am back

2005-07-10 [Lethargic Panda]: Oh joy.

2005-07-11 [Kisa_sama]: Woo. ^^?

2005-07-11 [Lethargic Panda]: No...we're not actually happy. o.o

2005-07-11 [Dil*]: This page rules ^^

2005-07-11 [Dil*]: Just made a banner: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/stuff/C%3Aanime%20picsother%20artzombieawareness.jpg>

2005-07-12 [werewolf grrrrl]: kool

2005-07-12 [Kisa_sama]: I know where not! XD

2005-07-12 [sparda.]: thank you for this help ful information

2005-07-12 [Lethargic Panda]: *pats Dilandau's banner makingness* Fuzz should be pleased with you. ...And...make her stop! *cries*

2005-07-13 [Serwa]: Without this wiki, I had been dead by now... thanks.

2005-07-14 [Kisa_sama]: *looks at Panda* Make who stop? ... Me? O.oU

2005-07-14 [Lethargic Panda]: No, your grrrrl friend. o.o

2005-07-15 [Kisa_sama]: O.OU *coughs* Not friend *coughs*

2005-07-15 [Lethargic Panda]: *points lots* Suuuuuuure.

2005-07-16 [Kisa_sama]: *tackles* XD

2005-07-16 [Lethargic Panda]: I rest my case. *has somehow won*

2005-07-16 [Kisa_sama]: *blinks and hands you a cookie* Yay? O.o;

2005-07-16 [Lethargic Panda]: Is it poison? >.>

2005-07-16 [Kisa_sama]: No. .. I don't think. << >>

2005-07-17 [Shadow-ofDeath]: I have done a fair share of zombie killings (By fair I mean I hogged the killing of each one of them). Now, you always take fire as a bad thing, but there are times when it is good. Fire does not cause zombies to die instantly, but it causes them to fall apart. The bad thing is it takes at least half a minute to do. Fire is good in three situations: 1 - You have a place to run (you can burn then run) -- 2 - There are many zombies gathered together and you are in a non-wooden building (You create a tiny hold in wall and burn them, they are distracted. They set eachother on fire and you close it) -- 3 - You are about to die (Flamethrowers and molotov coctails everywhere).

2005-07-18 [That Fuzz]: All good points, I suppose, but you have to remember that zombies don't feel pain. They'll run after you even if they're on fire.

2005-07-18 [Lethargic Panda]: And then you'll get burnt; seeing as the majority of the people visiting this wiki are magically animated scarecrows, I find his ideas to be particularly unuseful.

2005-07-19 [Shadow-ofDeath]: Yes, but even if they run after you the fire sears the muscles. They muscles will stop working, even if the nervous system does not feel pain. It will not normally kill them, but it will eventually burn through the muscles and stop all operation. This means no more movement...

2005-07-20 [Lethargic Panda]: Keyword being eventually, sir.

2005-07-21 [Shadow-ofDeath]: Yes, and that is why I put the strict rules in my first post. You need a place to go, but it normaly disables a large amount of zombies within a short time span. They often bump into eachother and such.

2005-07-21 [Lethargic Panda]: While fire is fun, it's rather impractical for exterminating zombies.

2005-07-23 [That Fuzz]: ...You assume that zombies have a nervous system, and muscles. *tisks repeatedly*

2005-07-23 [Lethargic Panda]: o.o You tisked him? I didn't know you were like that. >.>

2005-07-23 [Shadow-ofDeath]: They do have both a nervous system and muscles, how else would they walk around. The problem is that they do not have a proper nervous system, they cannot register emotions or thought. All they feel is hunger, and the need to feed. This is the most basic of all activities. Their nervous system does not register feeling or such, but only makes the muscles react to this urge. This causes the chasing, hunting, and feeding.

2005-07-24 [That Fuzz]: ...K...

2005-07-27 [Kisa_sama]: O.o;; While I was gone, we get into this kind of conversation? ....wtf.. >>;

2005-07-28 [Lethargic Panda]: Some people are special. *explains*

2005-07-28 [Shadow-ofDeath]: I can tell where I am not wanted, Ciao.

2005-07-28 [Lethargic Panda]: You know, the majority of people using that statement actually don't.

2005-07-28 [Kisa_sama]: Your just taking this alittle too seriously.. o.o;;; .. And yeah I've noticed that alot too.

2005-07-28 [Lethargic Panda]: *agrees* I've got your nose!

2005-07-29 [Kisa_sama]: My nose?! O.O *feels for nose* XD XP

2005-07-29 [Lethargic Panda]: Notice it's goneness?

2005-07-29 [werewolf grrrrl]: hi

2005-07-29 [Lethargic Panda]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! v.v

2005-07-29 [Kisa_sama]: Yes. O.O *no nose bump on face* O.OUUU .......... o.o; e.e; She's back.

2005-07-29 [Lethargic Panda]: *did take it*!! And...why does she keep returning?

2005-07-30 [Kisa_sama]: She Thinks where not here? Or is it the slownes of her name sinking into her brain.. or shes undead! O.o;;; .... Hey! XD *tackles* Give it back.

2005-07-30 [Lethargic Panda]: Nevah!! ... And I don't think she realizes we're mean to her.

2005-07-30 [Kisa_sama]: I don't either. XD;;

2005-07-30 [Lethargic Panda]: ...>.> Don't say such things.

2005-07-30 [Kisa_sama]: ..It would be horible. O.o; And such a bad use of 1337. -.-;;;

2005-07-31 [Lethargic Panda]: *doesn't note any use of 1337* o.o;

2005-07-31 [Kisa_sama]: O.OU lol It's okay. ^^; It's only 1337 speak that I was talking about.. >>;

2005-07-31 [Lethargic Panda]: Where was 1337 speak used, though? x.x

2005-08-01 [Kisa_sama]: It was used by olden day hackers! XD

2005-08-01 [Lethargic Panda]: x.x You're like talking to a tree. Where on this page was 1337 speak used?

2005-08-01 [Kisa_sama]: It was badly used for werewolf grrrrrr. -.- She didn't use symbols, but sadly enough it still is a sad atempt for 1337 speak.... And hey! ;-;

2005-08-01 [That Fuzz]: Maybe you have 1337 speak confused with... retard speak. Don't worry, it's very easily confused, I know.

2005-08-01 [Kisa_sama]: Eh. -.- I wouldent be surprized.

2005-08-02 [Lethargic Panda]: <.< *is still mean* *insults all of your appearances*

2005-08-02 [Kisa_sama]: HEY! >.< .... << >>

2005-08-02 [Just Paula]: ....

2005-08-02 [Kisa_sama]: ...Hello..? o.x

2005-08-03 [Lethargic Panda]: Why is it these people continue to frequent the wiki? >.>

2005-08-03 [That Fuzz]: Which people?

2005-08-03 [Lethargic Panda]: The odd ones that get unfriendlied. >.>

2005-08-03 [That Fuzz]: Is that even a word? *questions you*

2005-08-03 [Lethargic Panda]: Anything is anything, if I say so. *nods*

2005-08-03 [That Fuzz]: Oh, good point.

2005-08-03 [Kisa_sama]: What is it with people and just saying hello and walking off. -.-; Such a waiste of space. *grumbles*

2005-08-03 [Lethargic Panda]: STOP...HAMMERTIME!! <img:http://img157.exs.cx/img157/3596/hammertime0gz.gif>

2005-08-03 [That Fuzz]: Don't touch that.

2005-08-03 [Lethargic Panda]: I know you are, but what am I?

2005-08-03 [That Fuzz]: Lowering my self esteem. D:

2005-08-03 [Lethargic Panda]: And proud of it. x.o

2005-08-03 [Kisa_sama]: *watches confused* x.x;;;

2005-08-03 [Lethargic Panda]: Not very confusing. o.o

2005-08-03 [Kisa_sama]: Yeah I know. Just kindof and....odd conversation. x.o

2005-08-03 [Lethargic Panda]: ...Not really. <.<

2005-08-03 [Kisa_sama]: o.OU ....Moving on! >>;

2005-08-04 [Lethargic Panda]: How is your hair, today? O.O

2005-08-04 [That Fuzz]: ...Hairy, I take it?

2005-08-04 [Lethargic Panda]: You don't know that.

2005-08-04 [Kisa_sama]: It's um... Happy? O.o and fried. -.-;;; << >>

2005-08-04 [Lethargic Panda]: ...o.o I see. Why is this?

2005-08-04 [That Fuzz]: Is it hairy? Tell me now!

2005-08-04 [Kisa_sama]: My friend desided it would look SOOOO great if it was strait, well lets put it. Naturally curly hair and hot metal don't mix. But it did look nice. ^^;;

2005-08-05 [Lethargic Panda]: ...If it looked nice...why do they not mix? And...Fuzz, DENIED!!!!! >:D

2005-08-05 [Kisa_sama]: *laughs* XD

2005-08-06 [Lethargic Panda]: <.< You still have to answer me.

2005-08-06 [Kisa_sama]: -.- Because It takes to long. << >>

2005-08-07 [Lethargic Panda]: o.o I see. *pats* Sucks to be you.

2005-08-07 [Kisa_sama]: x.o;;; Moving on..

2005-08-09 [That Fuzz]: If my comment had been alone, it would have been very awkward. "Is it hairy? Tell me now!"

2005-08-18 [Lethargic Panda]: No worries, Fuzz, we all know of your oddities...and fetishes.

2005-08-18 [Dil*]: wow...that is...wrong XD

2005-08-19 [Lethargic Panda]: *totally agrees* You'd think he could keep more of a lid on them. >.>

2005-08-19 [That Fuzz]: *puts a lid on you*

2005-08-19 [Lethargic Panda]: *takes lid off* Rude.

2005-08-19 [That Fuzz]: *puts lid back on* Yep.

2005-08-19 [Lethargic Panda]: *takes it off again* ... Double dog rude.

2005-08-19 [That Fuzz]: *splits into 5 Fuzzes* Can't find the real me. :D

2005-08-19 [Lethargic Panda]: *sprays the real Fuzz with a hose* *ruins fun* :D

2005-08-19 [That Fuzz]: How'd you know? :O

2005-08-19 [Lethargic Panda]: I'm omnipotent, sir.

2005-08-19 [That Fuzz]: Then what am I doing RIGHT NOW?

2005-08-19 [Lethargic Panda]: Once again Fuzz, that is not wiki talking material. >:O

2005-08-19 [That Fuzz]: Once again? When did this happen before? >.>

2005-08-19 [Lethargic Panda]: *remembers a time long ago, when you constantly pulled your pants back up*

2005-08-20 [That Fuzz]: Oh, yeah. I almost forgot about not being supposed to do that. *pulls pants back up*

2005-08-20 [Lethargic Panda]: *justifies everything, ever* >:D

2005-08-20 [Dil*]: :O

2005-08-21 [Lethargic Panda]: ...Precisely.

2005-08-23 [That Fuzz]: ...Exactly.

2005-08-23 [Lethargic Panda]: Most definitely.

2005-08-23 [That Fuzz]: Absolutely.

2005-08-24 [Lethargic Panda]: No. *wins*

2005-09-15 [Allazandrea]: Wow...a lot of random

2005-09-15 [That Fuzz]: I shall murder you, take off your skin, and rape your fleshy remains.

2005-09-16 [Kisa_sama]: o.OU

2005-09-16 [Lethargic Panda]: He talks big and lacks follow-through. :\

2005-09-16 [Kisa_sama]: *nods* But then again she didn't write back.

2005-09-16 [That Fuzz]: It's a good thing, too, because then I'd have to. I have things to do today that don't involve raping corpses. Amazing, yes, I know.

2005-09-17 [Lethargic Panda]: *throws apples at Fuzz*

2005-09-17 [Kisa_sama]: *laughs and watches* o.O Fuzz, that's alittle nasty you would even consider raping corpses...

2005-09-18 [That Fuzz]: Laughing at people who do that will get your corpse raped, sir.

2005-09-19 [Kisa_sama]: *stares* OOU You have issues Fuzz. You should try to work them out. oo;

2005-09-20 [That Fuzz]: Your mom should try working out. o____o;

2005-09-20 [Kisa_sama]: o_O O-O STALKER! *throws shoe*

2005-09-21 [That Fuzz]: *takes your shoe greedily*

2005-09-21 [Kisa_sama]: OO My SHOE?!

2005-09-21 [That Fuzz]: You threw it. Finders keepers.

2005-09-21 [Kisa_sama]: What would you want with my shoe? o.o;;

2005-09-21 [That Fuzz]: Oh, I think you know. o.o

2005-09-21 [Kisa_sama]: o.oU Do I?

2005-09-21 [That Fuzz]: How do you hit the u key after the i key? It's an f'in key away. o____o

2005-09-22 [Kisa_sama]: o.O What are you talking about?

2005-09-22 [That Fuzz]: Was "o.oU" a typo?

2005-09-23 [Kisa_sama]: No. lol It's a face. -.- Just nevermind.

2005-09-23 [That Fuzz]: I wasn't aware U was a part of it, is all.

2005-09-23 [Kisa_sama]: Sorry. ^^;

2005-10-23 [That Fuzz]: It died. WHY DID IT DIE?!

2005-12-10 [Lethargic Panda]: ...My absence, sir; I'm great. Now, let us revive it. Step 1, Fuzz, keep those pants on...at least at first. >.> Step 2...Come up with more steps. Step 3 AHA Step two was a fake-out. Step four ...give it your famous right hook, that should stop 'em. Step five ...revive. o.o

2005-12-13 [That Fuzz]: Revive? I thought my right hook stopped 'em.

2005-12-13 [Lethargic Panda]: The reviving was of the wiki. Pft. Unfollower.

2005-12-15 [That Fuzz]: I'll right hook you!

2005-12-15 [Lethargic Panda]: I'll jab jab jab!! >:O

2005-12-15 [Kisa_sama]: What are you two jabbering about. *blows dust cloud out window*

2005-12-15 [Lethargic Panda]: The wiki died, and you're partially to blame. >.>

2005-12-15 [Kisa_sama]: Try talking to Fuzz for a long time in your absense. x.x You might let it get dusty too. *points up for example*

2005-12-16 [Lethargic Panda]: *laughs* Yes, he...is similar to a broken rock, but he means well. *insults Fuzz* >.>

2005-12-16 [Kisa_sama]: *blinks and laughs* Where've you been?

2005-12-17 [Lethargic Panda]: ...Gone. *nods* And you?

2005-12-17 [Kisa_sama]: Hybernating. *yawns and goes in search of blanket*

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